Where's Osama?

What is Osama up to?

FunnyWebsite.com, using its high-tech surveillance equipment, has discovered that Osama bin Laden's followers are using code names to describe what their leader is up to.

Osama is busy with his mistress: Osama bin Laid.

Osama is wearing a condom: Osama bin Latex.

Osama needs some Viagra: Osama bin Limp.

Osama needs a penis extension: Osama bin Little.

Osama is using his tongue: Osama bin Licking.

Osama is cross-dressing, wearing a burka again: Osama bin Lady.

Osama has invited all his wives into his cave: Osama bin Livestock.

Osama is listening to a Ricky Martin CD: Osama bin Latino.

Osama is squatting over a hole in the ground: Osama bin Lavatory.

Osama has left his camouflage jacket in the rain: Osama bin Laundry.

Osama is drinking his favorite beer: Osama bin Lager.

Osama is putting his glass under the camel's butt: Osama bin Lemonade.

Osama is sitting on the ground, at the entrance of his cave: Osama bin Lobby.

Osama has found some flying insects in his cave: Osama bin Luncheon.

Osama is reading animal footprints in the sand: Osama bin Literary.

But what a lot of us are really wondering is:
"Where will the war against terrorism end?"

The answer, of course, is:
"On the Internet!"