Funny Friendship Quotes

Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel its warmth!

Friends are like bras; close to your heart and there for support.

Lots of friends want to ride with you in the limo, but true friends will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the bodies!

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

A best friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway.