Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries!

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
She answered the waffle iron!

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
She answered the stapler!

How did Helen Keller first meet her husband?
On a blind date!

What's the name of Helen Keller's favorite book?
Around the Block in 80 Days!

Why did Helen Keller wear tight fitting pants?
So people could read her lips!

What happened when Helen Keller fell down a well?
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue!

How did Helen Keller's teacher punish her for misbehaving at school?
She made her wear mittens!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her for misbehaving at home?
They rearranged the furniture!
They left the plunger in the toilet!
They put saran wrap on the toilet!
They put door knobs on the walls!
They washed her hands out with soap!
They put her in a round room and told her to find a penny in the corner!

If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?