Offensive Jokes, Volume 1

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What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had an A.D.D. baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..." Times have changed. Years ago.....When 100 white men chased 1 black man, they called it the Ku Klux Klan. Today they call it the PGA TOUR!