Michael Jackson Jokes Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. The other is for carrying groceries. Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Wal-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his. Q: Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar? A: It's made from white chocolate and contains no nuts. Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? A: Got two fives for a ten? Q: What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? A: Michael Jackson has had more noses. Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is having a party? A: His driveway is full of Big Wheels. Q: Why does Michael Jackson relate so well to children? A: He knows how they feel. Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts? A: He was up to two packs a day. Share |     Like us on Facebook and get funny pictures in your news feed!

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