The Road Geek Test Are you a road geek? Is there life west of the Hudson River? Can you pass this test? We made this test to see if you're as good as us when it comes to making important driving decisions. If you're good enough, and you're smart enough, you might just qualify. So give it all you got. This is the Road Geek Test. (Please note that this is JUST FOR FUN, that is, for amusement purposes only!) 1.) What is a function of a milepost? To advertise the sale of miles To point out the location of a trading post To check your frequent flyer miles To see how far along the road you've gone To round up hitchhikers 2.) If you're travelling on I-40 and you see a sign for I-15, what state are you in? Texas California New York Mexico Drunkenness 3.) On the road, what does the term "multiplex" refer to? A movie theater Multiple levels of roadway More than one route following the same path Multiple lanes of traffic More than one plex 4.) Which state does not number any of their exits by milepost? Illinois Indiana Ohio Pennsylvania New York 5.) Where does money come from, to repair an interstate highway? Paula Jones Newt Gingrich State Government U.S. Government FunnyWebsite.com 6.) Which road is colloquially known as "The Mother Road"? The Illinois Tollway U.S. 66 U.S. 20 I-80 Your Mother 7.) A tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway. How many men are dispatched to get that tree off the parkway? Eleventeen Frank Rizzo Sandy Kofax 15 minutes None of the above (You're forgetting the answers!) 8.) Where can you find the "World's Longest Parking Lot"? McDonald's Chicago Long Island Fire Island Palisades Mall 9.) Which is NOT an advantage of electronic toll collection? Less waiting at the toll booth. Lower highway department costs. No having to hunt for change. Being spied on by Big Brother. Better enforcement of proper lane speed. 10.) Is it a good idea to drink and drive? NO! NO! NO! NO! Do you get the point? 11.) You're driving down the 405 freeway and you see a white Bronco moving at 30 mph. What do you do? Call Johnnie Cochran Call up FOX News Talk on your cell phone Get the hell away Follow the Bronco 12.) Which of the following routes does not have an international connection? (Tricky - this one's worth double!) I-5 I-43 I-75 I-81 I-95 13.) Which term describes a series of ramps connecting two or more highways? Crossing Intersection Interchange Sex change Mood swing 14.) What does SPUI stand for? Southern Pennsylvania University at Indiana Single Point Urban Interchange State Police Under Investigation Saint Petersburg Uranium Industry Super Powerful Unbelievable Italians 15.) If there is no posted speed limit on a residential side street, what should you assume the speed limit is? 55 mph 40 mph 30 mph 25 mph No speed limit 16.) What is the best thing to do after you've been driving 24 consecutive hours? Drive some more Call a taxi Let someone else drive Relieve yourself Sleep 17.) What would you rather listen to in the car? Oasis Puff Daddy Britney Spears Black Sabbath Fountains of Wayne The following questions are designed to test your critical thinking skills. You have 10 seconds to answer each one, which is a lot more than you'd have were you in a life or death situation. If you take more than 10 seconds a big blue monster will appear on your screen and make scary noises. 18.) You're driving on the interstate and you spill your drink in your lap. What is the proper thing to do? Clean it up Change your clothes Ask for a refund Live with it Call Daaaaaaaaaaady 19.) An hour later you see two turtles in the road involved in a mating act. What do you do now? Take pics and sell them on the Internet Take pics and sell to the Discovery Channel Cover your childrens' eyes Slow down and drive around them Run them over 20.) What's the last thing a fly sees before it hits your windshield? Your windshield wipers Your middle finger God Stars The body in the back seat 21.) You have your arm outside the window, and you accidentally smack off a mailbox. What do you do? Pick it up and bring it with you Return it to its rightful owner Take the mail and then return the box Take the box and send back the mail via mail GET OFF THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! 22.) A group of Hell's Angels appears in your rearview mirror. How do you handle the situation? Pull over to the side of the road. Speed up. Stop and ask for an autograph. Stop and share tattoos with them. Get out your membership card. 23.) You gotta use the bathroom real bad, but there's no rest area for miles. What to do? Pull over to the side of the road Stick your privates out the window Complain Drive like a freaking maniac Do what ya gotta do 24.) You run out of gas. A station is one mile ahead. Walk to the station, buy a gallon of gas in a container, and walk back with the gallon. Then drive to the gas station. Call a tow truck. Hitchhike to the gas station. Pull over to the side and patiently wait for a police officer. Call Daaaaaaaaaaady. 25.) You've got a dead body in your back seat, and three live Mexicans in your trunk. You see sirens behind you. What is your next action? Do nothing, they're not after you. Do nothing, they're after the Mexicans. Do nothing, they're after the dead guy. Race the cops to Albuquerque Turn yourself in     Funny Tests and Quizzes Words of Wisdom Secret Admirer The Drunk Test The Idiot Test The Job Security Test The Love Test The Oreo Cookie Test The Personality Test The Road Geek Test The Sanity Test The Tree Test The Woman Test       More Fun Links

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