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The Sanity Test Are you normal? Are you clinically insane? Can you pass this test? This is a test to help you find out more about your inner self. It will tell you more about your personality, as well as your sanity level. All you have to do is choose whether you AGREE or DISAGREE with each of the statements presented below. Check one box per statement. (Please note that this is JUST FOR FUN, that is, for amusement purposes only!) Section I: Basic Philosophy 1.) "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." Agree Disagree 2.) "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." Agree Disagree 3.) "Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of." Agree Disagree 4.) "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." Agree Disagree 5.) "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students." Agree Disagree Section II: Friendly Advice 6.) "Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage." Agree Disagree 7.) "A good scapegoat is often better than a solution to a problem." Agree Disagree 8.) "Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." Agree Disagree 9.) "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." Agree Disagree 10.) "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." Agree Disagree Section III: Comparisons 11.) "Women are like a fine wine, they get more expensive with age." Agree Disagree 12.) "Romance is about chemistry, but dumping a guy/girl is just physics." Agree Disagree 13.) "Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick." Agree Disagree 14.) "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." Agree Disagree 15.) "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." Agree Disagree Section IV: Mathematics and Computer Science 16.) "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand." Agree Disagree 17.) "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." Agree Disagree 18.) "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." Agree Disagree 19.) "A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform." Agree Disagree 20.) "To understand recursion, one must first understand the concept of recursion." Agree Disagree Section V: Pharmacology 21.) "A friend with weed is a friend indeed." Agree Disagree 22.) "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." Agree Disagree 23.) "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol." Agree Disagree 24.) "College is a fountain of knowledge, and the students are there to drink." Agree Disagree 25.) "There are two major products to come out of UC Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence." Agree Disagree     Like us on Facebook and get funny pictures in your news feed!

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