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The Sanity Test

Are you normal?
Are you clinically insane?
Can you pass this test?

This is a test to help you find out more about your inner self. It will tell you more about your personality, as well as your sanity level. All you have to do is choose whether you AGREE or DISAGREE with each of the statements presented below. Check one box per statement.

(Please note that this is JUST FOR FUN, that is, for amusement purposes only!)

Section I: Basic Philosophy

1.) "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
Agree
Disagree

2.) "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
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Disagree

3.) "Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."
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Disagree

4.) "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
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5.) "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students."
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Section II: Friendly Advice

6.) "Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage."
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7.) "A good scapegoat is often better than a solution to a problem."
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8.) "Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
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9.) "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
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10.) "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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Section III: Comparisons

11.) "Women are like a fine wine, they get more expensive with age."
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12.) "Romance is about chemistry, but dumping a guy/girl is just physics."
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13.) "Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick."
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14.) "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
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15.) "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
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Section IV: Mathematics and Computer Science

16.) "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."
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17.) "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
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18.) "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."
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19.) "A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform."
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20.) "To understand recursion, one must first understand the concept of recursion."
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Section V: Pharmacology

21.) "A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
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22.) "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
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23.) "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol."
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24.) "College is a fountain of knowledge, and the students are there to drink."
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25.) "There are two major products to come out of UC Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence."
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