Section I: Basic Philosophy

1.) "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
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2.) "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
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3.) "Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."
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4.) "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
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5.) "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students."
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Section II: Friendly Advice

6.) "Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage."
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7.) "A good scapegoat is often better than a solution to a problem."
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8.) "Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
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9.) "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
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10.) "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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Section III: Comparisons

11.) "Women are like a fine wine, they get more expensive with age."
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12.) "Romance is about chemistry, but dumping a guy/girl is just physics."
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13.) "Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick."
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14.) "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
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15.) "Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
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Section IV: Mathematics and Computer Science

16.) "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."
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17.) "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
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18.) "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."
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19.) "A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform."
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20.) "To understand recursion, one must first understand the concept of recursion."
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Section V: Pharmacology

21.) "A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
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22.) "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
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23.) "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol."
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24.) "College is a fountain of knowledge, and the students are there to drink."
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25.) "There are two major products to come out of UC Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence."
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