The Husband Store A brand new store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City! At the entrance, you will find the following explanation of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE. There are six floors, and the value of the products increase at each floor. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or instead go up to the next floor. The shopper cannot go back down, except to exit the building. We followed a customer inside the Husband Store on her way to find the perfect husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These Men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs & Love Kids. "That's nice," she sighed, "But I want more." The shopper continues to the next floor. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, & Are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she said, but yet felt compelled to keep going. We followed her to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking, & Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help With Housework, & Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store! UPDATE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner has opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, and enjoy drinking beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited! Share |     Like us on Facebook and get funny pictures in your news feed!

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