Wisconsin Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning
to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Wisconsin Style."

The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and
on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and
up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to
Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire and
all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates
and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian.
Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears!
Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2004. Deer hunting is murder
and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive, wins.
Good luck to all contestants!